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Old 03/05/06, 09:58 PM   #53
Trooper Clerk
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Warning:
this post might include some sexuality, and sex jokes.

You have been warned.


Z: Ooooooh, don't stop. It's so good. ah ah ah AHHHHHH!!!! Oh Yes! yes! yes! YES! *moans* *speaks gibberrish*


Bridge: Z! Wake Up!

*wakes up*


Z: What Bridge?


Bridge: You were dreaming that dream again.


Z: What dream?


Bridge: The dream where you were fantasizing about Jasmine.


Z: Oh. That dream.


Bridge: Why do you fantasize Jasmine? Why not Umeko? Now that's a hot sexy lady, always goes to the bathtub. if you know what i mean.


Z: I don't know we're both so yellow, we talk each other by phone, and I can't get enough of her. I think..............i'm in love with her.


Bridge: RRRRRiiiight. You need to clean that hand of yours, it's so wet.
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Z: Hey Sky


Sky: Hey Z


Z: Do me!


Sky: Excuse me?
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Z: So.............do you want to do it in the bed?


Cruger: Yea, but do you want to do it..................DOGGIE-STYLE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.


Z:Okay, so who's been a naughty, naughty doggie.


Cruger: ME!!!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!
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Z: So How can i make your arm feel better Boom?


Boom: Well, if you get down on the pole, strip all your clothes, and shake that booty of yours, then my arm will feel like it's good as new.


Z: Oh ok, anything for a guy like you. *smiles*


Sky: This I gotta see.


THE END
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